Today was much like the story "Horse Play" from earlier in May. Except today there were 8 girls vying for my son's attention. And boy these young girls can work it at an early age!!
I am so doomed.
Yossarian... I blame you.
*Yossarian is a famous character from Joseph Heller's "Catch 22", and he is also a dear friend of mine that reminds me of the fictional character.