Friday, January 26, 2007

Head's Up on a Scam

The following story is an actual account by the vitim it happened to. My buddy Mike reported this to me, and I thought it was important to get this message out to all of my faithful readers as soon as I could, so you could all better protect yourselves....

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead askyou for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also on October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be very very careful. (Pick up extra wallets ASAP)


Anonymous said...

this is hilarious!! i cant stop laughing! please tell me this was a joke and im not laughing at some guys misfortune. no... this cant be real.

Anonymous said...

still. why am i the only one laughing at this?

Margo Crawford said...

It's a joke. And I'm still laughing at it! Maybe we're just two lone weirdos that find such humor noteworthy. So thanks for laughing with me!!

Jon Lawrence said...

LOL. So I have spent the past 3 weeks looking for a Home Depot and have yetto find one with the perpetrators of this scam. Damnit. It was worth looking. lol.